[christianstepmoms]

whoever animated this belongs on adult swim

[sakataagintokiii]

Elf (2003)

[shyskylv]

I love tumblr when it let this happen

[memehumor]

Why Am I Like This

[localstarboy]

SHE THOUGHT IT WAS THE OCEAN, IT’S JUST A POOL 🎡🚀🎈🎪🤹🏽‍♀️🎭

[jackmeatington]

THIS THE SAME DUDE?

[tilthat]

TIL that many popular parenting practices may be linked to reduced brain development in infants. Such practices include “the use of infant formula, the isolation of infants in their own rooms or the belief that responding too quickly to a fussing baby will ‘spoil’ it.”

via reddit.com

[8thhousemoon]

wow……..crazy

[duraraross]

wow it’s almost as if infants cry because they’re in need of something and have no other way to communicate

[official-andy-warhol]

That’s right, pour 6 ounces of cocaine and 20 vitamin tablets in your coffee and you’ll never have to sleep again.

[cursedcatimages]

[1953swan]

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

[ree-duh]

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

[cullenfucked]

moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

[kelssiel]

i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it

[magnumpicactus]

Oh yeah hey guys I had an actual chat with a pornbot

[magnumpicactus]

[pikaglove]

I’M SCREAMING!!!!

[magnumpicactus]

Yeeeeee

[merryfuckincolours]

Holy fuck

[magnumpicactus]

I told you.

[onehundredpuppies]

I’m screaming

[mimiloverfox]

Pornbots: become human!!!

[isa-ghost]

SHE WENT DEVIANT

[goopy-amethyst]

Hope she doesn’t get fired for sharing the truth

[surprisebitch]

PORNBOTS: BECOME HUMAN

[cybersupport]

[meta-xylene]

This mad men screenshot looks like GTA V graphics

[spiritworld]

i thought this was LA Noire